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Marinduque Mainland from Tres Reyes Islands

Marinduque Mainland from Tres Reyes Islands
View of Mainland Marinduque from Tres Reyes Islands-Click on Photo to link to Marinduque Awaits You

Thursday, September 21, 2023

Time for Laughter- The Best Medicine


Photo Credit: NY Daily News

Today is the time to laugh. The following posting I received a few months ago and I am reposting it for your reading pleasure or displeasure.   

I have no intention of offending anybody. But jokes as posted below makes life here at THD less boring. Here is a joke about JESUS. Hopefully you will take it with a Grain of Salt. If you are offended with jokes about Jesus, please stop reading. Smile, You are in Candid Camera!

There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black: 1. He called everyone brother. 2. He liked Gospel. 3. He didn't get a fair trial.
 
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish: 1. He went into His Father's business. 2. He lived at home until he was 33.  3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin, and his Mother was sure He was God. 
 
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian: 1. He talked with His hands. 2. He had wine with His meals. 3. He used olive oil. 
 
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian: 1. He never cut His hair. 2. He walked around barefoot all the time. 3. He started a new religion. 
 
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian:1. He was at peace with nature. 2. He ate a lot of fish. 3. He talked about the Great Spirit.
 
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish: 1. He never got married. 2. He was always telling stories. 3. He loved green pastures. 
 
But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a Woman: 1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food. 2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it. 3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work to do. ________________

Like it. How about a list that Jesus was a Filipino?
 
Can you write three proofs that Jesus could have been a Filipino ( not seriously, of course) . Here's mine
 
1. He ate with his hands. 2. He kiss his relatives on the cheek upon entering the room and 3. He was always late for most of the events he was suppose to attend.
 
Related Post: Read in the Internet: Jesus was Gay*
 
1. He surrounds himself with 12 men, he called his Disciples
2. He loves wearing flowing robes and linen garments and running naked 
3. He never married( remain celibate) and had no known girl friends    
 
 
Lastly: Just read this in FB recently-from a female celebrity;
 
God ( Jesus) is certainly not a female after watching 2 whales mating! 
 

My Quote of the Day: If I try to be like him, who will be like me? Jewish Proverb 
 

Meanwhile here's a latest photo of my patio here at THD showing my bougainvillea is blooming.


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